Joke with Dentist and Patient?

A patient asked a Dentist how much a specific procedure would cost. The Dentist replied calmly, "One thousand dollars."


"Wow!" the patient exclaimed, "Can't you knock a few bucks off the price?" "Well, it is a complex procedure" replied the dentist.


"How much does novocaine cost?" asked the patient. "Couldn't you take that off?" "Well, I really suggest you use that" said the Dentist. "Hey, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" "Go ahead and deduct it from the procedure" said the patient. "Ok, then take these pills", replied the Dentist. "What for Doc?" The Dentist smiling replied, "Those are VIAGRA, cause you're gonna need something to hang onto!"

Joke with Dentist and Patient?
Great joke!!!





What does the dentist of the year get?


A little plaque





What was the dentist doing in Panama?


Looking for the Root Canal





A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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