Dentist jokes!!?

A woman drops her false teeth in the park %26amp; is unable to find them in the long grass.A passer-by spots her predicament %26amp; offers her a spare set.Unfortunately the teeth are too loose so the passer-by offers her a second pair.These are too tight so the passer-by gives her a third set which fit perfectly.


"Thank you," says the woman. "I've been looking for a good dentist for ages."


"I'm not a dentist," says the passer-by. "I'm an undertaker."


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A husband %26amp; wife enter a dentist's surgery.The husband says, "I want a tooth pulled. "I don't want gas because I'm in a terrible rush.Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."


"You're a brave man,"says the dentist."Now which tooth is it?"


The husband turns to his wife and says,"Show him your tooth, dear."


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A patient is asking a dentist his prices."How much for an extraction?"


"£70,"replies the dentist.


"70 quid?for a few minutes' work,"complains the patient.


"I can make it last all day if you like," replies the dentist. :)

Dentist jokes!!?
quite good if you like 2:30 jokes....pull some for us later..
Reply:mm


keep trying
Reply:All pretty good !!
Reply:I don't get it.
Reply:Those are good. I really like the last one
Reply:I like em ... wish they had come a day earlier thought ... I saw my dentist yesterday .. he would have appreciated them ... next time
Reply:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok.
Reply:three smashers fingers first one was a screem10 /10
Reply:the last two are pretty funny.
Reply:Why are we all afraid of the dentist's fidgety?


Did you hear about the dentistwho prepared to extract a tooth from a lady patient.She suddenly grabbed him by the balls and said ominously:"Now we're not going to hurt each other are we?"