The Scotsman And The Dentist?

A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth





extraction.





"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.





"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"





"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.





"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"





"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."





"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an


anaesthetic?"





"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.





But the price could drop to £40"





"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the


extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"





It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you


£5, but it's going to be very traumatic."





"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."





"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

The Scotsman And The Dentist?
OMG that was great!!
Reply:Wonderful!!!!





Thats us Hubbies. always ensuring that the world can learn a lot from us..
Reply:another one i've heard before but forgot the ending. very good, verry funny, and i like how you typed out the dialect. adds to the joke immensly!!
Reply:AWESOME


Keep me laughing till 2007
Reply:What a joke..........
Reply:LOL. That's about right! LOL.





Thanks for the laugh!

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